vermaelenlove: preeno: hoW the race for top 4 looked like for spurs Omfg
azpi: 19th May It’s just not Spurs’ day, is it?
I’d like to say it’s a shame [that Tottenham didn’t qualify to Champions League]...– Theo Walcott (via schweinsteigah)
azpi: Upset because we’re losing Paulo. He’s been so loyal, and such an absolute gent throughout his whole Chelsea career. He rarely put a foot wrong, and whenever he was asked to come in, he was always so professional. Saying goodbye to an incredible player.
nathsora: At the start of eurovision, Europe are like a big family but when the voting starts it’s like the motherfucking hunger games
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country
A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
Moldova: wtf is that dress
Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
Belgium: *stares into your soul*
Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
doclecter: graham norton makes eurovision. no. graham norton IS eurovision.
Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
Graham Norton: You should leave.
azpili: I feel sorry for you if you aren’t from the uk because our commentator is better than yours and is just taking the piss out of every other country
sexualfavours: we’re in this together
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
Aww I liked the Spain song oh well…
leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is
All about Greece!
frankitkat: greece all da way
youknowyourebritishwhen: ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL IS FREE
I like this one, have no idea why!
edmundcorcoran: in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?
It’s very, very eurovision.– Graham Norton about Romania (aka gay satan)
riddlemetom: actual girl on fire in europe’s hunger games
ferelden: i’m 100% sure romania is attempting to summon satan
graham norton: romania there proving that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
bennetwilcox: welcome to europe